A goose friend
Wanted: One goose to go with our very lonely goose who has learned to climb on the deck and stare in the window at us. This wouldn't be so bad except that she poops on the deck. Dirty, disgusting bird needs a mate before she decides to join us by going through the dog door. If you know of a goose who needs a home, please call ASAP!
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I'm not sure they are what you had in mind.